Just in case you run into trouble
Picking me out of the bar crowd
I'll be the dude with atrophied muscles
Underneath a personal rain cloud
I'm in a perpetual state of overcast
And I'm deficient of vitamin D
Head's on a swivel, I nearly got whiplash
Everybody's standing too close to me
Flamenco was screaming from the radio
A creepy old man kept touching my butt
You told me to look out for the halo
Floating over your pixie cut
Baby, please, don't go ghosting on me
Maybe we can share a panini
For me, this case is open and shut
I just wanna touch your pixie cut
Just in case you think I'm a bugaboo
Just remember I don't get out that much
So let's get drunken DIY tattoos
Two young nerds now bound in blood
My expectations have been mutilated
'Cause you're the raddest girl around
Despite the fact we're intoxicated
My andro queen has now been crowned
Let's hop a bus to the edge of the cosmos
And smooch till our tongues turn to mush
I'll drop my life like a hot potato
Just for you and your pixie cut
Baby, please, don't go ghosting on me
Maybe we can share a panini
For me, this case is open and shut
I just wanna touch your pixie cut