Pull up in Lemoyne, just hurt my groin
See a pretty lady, I toss her a coin
Take a few shots then her friend comes and joins
Then we steal a horse, just to annoy
Gallop 100 miles, to some creek
Lady got shot, wow that's peak
We left her in a ditch, she'll be dead in a week
Don't really care cus her odour f*cking reeked
Now we're fishing in a dirty ass lake
10oz bluegill can't make a cake
Getting quite hungry, the ground starts to shake
Then the other girl gets eaten by a snake
Saddle my horse, and ride to the fort
Gonna kill everyone just cus I'm bored
Don't need a rifle, just my old sword
That's what an outlaw does for sport
That's an outlaw
That's an outlaw for you
That's an outlaw
That's an outlaw for you
That's an outlaw
That's an outlaw for you
That's an outlaw
That's. an. Out. Law
I lock and load my Springfield rifle
Shoot some kid 4 times in the ankle
His fat ass dad was pretty hard to handle
Threw the old bugger across his own table
Raid their house then the sheriff bursts in
Had a Big goatee strapped to his chin
Thought I committed too many sins
Shot him dead, made pelt from his skin
Now bounty hunters are on my name
Don't need to worry, same old game
I was chilling by a fire, then a fat man came
Burnt him alive, then put him in a frame
Chilling with my boys, counting our coins
A lot of blood has been shed on the soil
Don't stop there, there's lives to spoil
We hop on our horse and shoot up Lemoyne
Please, I just need you in my phone
I don't want to be alone
I don't even want to bone
Babe...
I didn't even write this song
Aidan did it all long
And he has a big dong
(God damn it Aidan your not funny)
I do not want to even show
How much you make me glow
But maybe you should know
Please, I just need you in my phone
I don't want to be alone
I don't even want to bone
Please, I just need you in my phone
I don't want to be alone
I don't even want to bone
Told you it was a bop
Chee
Aha