[ Featuring the Calientes ]
Back in the day, the 29th of May
I waited through the phases of the moon
I realized that I, was such a lucky guy
'Cause I knew I would be a daddy soon
After 3 A.M., your momma pushed again
Popped out a brand new baby, it was you
And, in that moment, I thought to myself
You are the cutest thing, to ever come out of a vagina
And with those big blue eyes, it wasn't very hard to find ya
You were gooey head to toe, not super gross but kinda
Put you in a car seat, tiny baby feet
You slowly started stepping on the gas
Started with a crayon, then you got your game on
Turned into an artist really fast
You learned to tie your shoes, you learned to play the flute
Then you put on your graduation cap
And, in these moments, I think to myself
You are the coolest thing, to ever come out of a vagina
Even though you're a teenager, you're not super weird, but kinda
In your room with headphones on, is probably where I'll find ya
Hard to believe, you grew in front of me
From just a tiny baby in a crib
We played lots of football, traveled 'round the world y'all
These are super cool things that we did
Rollin' on our skateboards, never gonna get bored
I think you're super awesome for a kid
And, in these moments, I think to myself
You are the greatest thing, to ever come out of a vagina
Don't you ever forget, because I will remind ya
And even though you turned 18, you're not all grown up but kinda
