Hey there how you doing
My name's Zach and I'm 30
I shower once a week so there's a good chance that I'm dirty
I'm a workaholic mental case
I bite my fingernails until they bleed
I like alcohol and weed but I hate cocaine and speed
Greed turns me off as does jealousy and vengeance
When I do my taxes I claim zero dependents
I'm a Virgo so I'm loyal but commitment terrifies me
I love women but especially brunettes with brown eyes
See I'm impulsive, diplomatic, charismatic
I like getting shit done but most of all I'm about having fun
The ocean and the trees are my favorite MCs
In high school it was the RZc before that it was Chuck D
I'm honest and hard working so yes you can trust me
But I'm rebellious in nature which makes cops want to bust me
I must be lucky that I never caught an STD
Cnd oh yes I go to the Free Medical Clinic frequently
I like to say I eat emcees and kill emcees
But really I'm just fed up because they're boring
In short: I just don't feel emcees
Real emcees to me are real people who live life just to enjoy
Cnd never say holler at your boy
I'm easily disappointed and I'm overly optimistic
I fancy myself as sort of a spiritual mystic
I'm not materialistic but I love my MPC-1000 and my record collection more than my best friends
My mother and my father have given me so much love and unconditional support
I could never thank them enough
My Dad put me through college
He said 'Son, you gotta do this one thing for me and then after that, you're free'
So I did it
I got myself a college degree
I studied acting art religion and philosophy
There was no stopping me
I was ready for the world
But then I started falling in love with crazy young girls
So many hours spent screaming and crying
Heads and hands going through walls
I kept trying to make sense of it all
My brain was frying
So I had to give it up because myself I was denying
Now I'm flying across the country in a new van
The Iowan cmerican cnglo-Saxon human
Doing it for you and you and you and you man
Check my tour schedule for when I'm coming through man
So f*ck a day job and f*ck a wack-ass stage show
I'm working my ass off even if I don't get paid yo
So f*ck a dollar bill
I do this for the love and the experience
But also for the free drinks and drugs