I'll plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
They say
I was drunk, I threw a punch
I called some big old bouncer dumb
He kicked me out, I snuck back inside
And that's how I got these two black eyes
I got lonely, called my ex
Said, "Can I come over?"
She said, "I guess"
So I called a Lyft, he picked me up
'Bout halfway there I blew some chunks
He kicked me out on Cherry Street
'Bout that time I saw blue lights blink
Said you can't be here, can't sleep here
So I went to the Quik Mart, bought a beer
Went back to where that cop was parked
And I poured that High Life on his car
And he put me in the back with a dude named Mark
Wound up at the station and here we are
When I see that judge at 8 AM
I know my rights
And I'll tell him
I'll plead the fifth
I did some shit
When I was drunk last night
I raised some hell
I posted bail
But I won't testify
It all went south
And I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
So I called my brother, he got me out
Said, "Sleep it off, there on my couch"
'Bout 4 o'clock it was happy hour
And I've always been a sucker for a whiskey sour
I thought I'd have just one then
Somehow two turned into ten
And I thought, "Oh hell, here we go again"
And some pretty girl gave me a grin
We stumbled into some different place
Right 'bout that time I saw my face
On a poster up on the wall
Said, "Don't serve this guy alcohol"
Then she asked me, "Hey, ain't that you?"
"What the hell'd you do?"
I'll plead the fifth
I did some shit
When I was drunk last night
I raised some hell
I posted bail
But I won't testify
It all went south
And I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
That's my story
And I'm sticking to it
Don't know what I did
But I didn't do it
I'll plead the fifth
I did some shit
When I was drunk last night
I raised some hell
I posted bail
But I won't testify
It all went south
And I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight
It all went south
And I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth
Of Jack again
When I go out tonight