Cowboy Meets Pirate - Alcohol Loves Me Lyrics

Whiskey bottle called me up
Said 'how the hell you been'
I said I'm glad you called 'cause we need to talk
I can't go on like this

See, I tried the library (it ain't my thing)
Didn't meet no girl, they didn't let me sing
I found a job but can't sleep past ten
(No way)
Yeah I quit before I punched in

He stopped me there and he shut me up
All he had to say was

Alcohol loves you, don't you know
Waking up with things that you didn't know
Teach you how to dance, gives a big romance
Who the hell knew you played the trombone
I'ma get drunk everyday, more like wings than a ball and chain

I remember last night like it was yesterday
I had a ball just living free AH
But who's that girl? Who's in my bed
Did she give me love or did she give me
(Oooohhh)
Time to see all that I have done wrong
(Ain't nothing wrong with doing something wrong)
Girl just take your things and move along (start moving a long, start moving)

I woke her up and threw her keys
All I had to say's at least

Alcohol loves you, don't you know
Waking up with things that you didn't know
Teach you how to dance, gives a big romance
Who the hell knew you played the trombone
I'ma get drunk everyday, more like wings than a ball and chain

(Huh!)
Oh, Ladies and gentlemen
(Yeah?)
Let me see you put your drinks up

Alcohol loves you, don't you know
Waking up with things that you didn't know
Teach you how to dance, gives a big romance
Hey! Gimme a saxophone
From the memories I'll forget, to the pounding in my head

(D-d-d-don't you know)
(Don't you know)