Crimson Catastrophe - Famous on Dateline Lyrics

I spend my nights watching NBC
Every Tuesday or Thursday night since 1993
It's run by my buddy Chris Hansen and I know just what to do
If you wanna find out; keep it tuned to channel two
Send him an online picture
Of my penis
Famous on Dateline
Sent him an online picture of my penis
Famous on Dateline
Sent him an online picture of my penis
I spend my nights creating personal ads
I sent 'em your way until I knew you'd been had
You opened the door "Have a seat right over there"
I offered you some pizza then I sat right down in the chair
Offered my personal hero
Some of my pizza
Famous on Dateline
Offered Chris Hansen some cheeze and pepperoni
Famous on Dateline
It wasn't delivery it was digiorno
When you asked me what should happen to you
Joke's on you 'cause I already knew
You thought I should go to prison and I thought the same
Well it was worth it for my 15 minutes of fame
Now my buddy Chris hansen
Knows my name
Famous on Dateline
Now I met Chris Hansen and it was worth it
Famous on Dateline
I met Chris Hansen he shook my hand