I had an ache in my balls
Like you wouldn't believe
And I know you've been feeling
Quite sincerely bereaved
But I think I left the lights on
I really should be heading home
Please believe me
I've got a sign on my back
That I just could't read
I think it said something about
My impeccable breed
And yes I tried to tear it off
But it was in that sweet spot
Where my arms couldn't reach
And I ain't afraid of blood
I'm afraid of flesh
And I ain't afraid of trying
I'm afraid of success
I'm afraid of the way your breath feels
On the back of my neck
And them out of the blue
My nose started to bleed
Should I take this as a sign
That it is time to leave
Or should I brush it off
Like that Whoopin' Cough
That I told you was a sneeze
And I ain't afraid of blood
I'm afraid of flesh
And I ain't afraid of trying
I'm afraid of success
I'm afraid of the way your breath feels
On the back of my neck