Curb Jumpers - Japanese Strat Lyrics

My girls got
A Japanese Strat
She likes to wear it
On her back
To the bus stop
Or the train
It's Shell pink
With the
Pearloid pickguard
People wanna touch it
But she says no
May I touch it?
May I touch it?
No
No
No
She takes it to
The new wave show
Hops on the stage and
Plays the Hendrix chord
It's the E 7 sharp nine......
Yeah the E 7 sharp
Oh ho 9
She's got the one with the five way switch
Not the one with the three-way switch
It's the one that the funk guys like
The second position sound that the funk guys like
They love that funky tone
Dyna comp on
For that poppin' tone
Late at night after the new wave show
We'll fill our plates...
At Joe's Manicotti
Joe's Manicotti
Let's have a feast
At Joes Manicotti
My girl loves
Her Japanese strat
Don't try to take it
Don't try to take it
My girl sleeps
With her Japanese strat
She's got a problem
Yeah
She's gotta a problem
She's got torn hose
But that doesn't matter
What really matters is her
Japanese Strat
Don't tell her this or that
She'll slap your ass
And she'll make you sad
She bought it off
The interwebs
A pretty penny
She paid a pretty penny
Someday you'll hear her scream
If it ever gets tossed
Out a tenth story window
May I touch it?
May I touch it?
No no no
May I touch it?
May I touch it?
No no no