I got the gooner blues, baby
Can't bust a nut until I'm blue
I told them that I edge for hours
They said that can't possibly B.B. true
I said you best believe it baby
The goon sesh will be coming for you soon
Oh but they were wrong, baby
I'm beating my dong all the time
While I'm singing this song, baby
Playing pocket pool 'til my balls run dry
Don't pay me no mind
When you see me crossing my eyes
I got the gooner blues, baby
Can't bust a nut until I'm blue
I told them that I edge for hours
They said that can't possibly be true
I said you best believe it baby
The goon sesh will be coming for you soon