I was in class and feeling bored
Sitting on my ass oh lord
I was staring at your tush
And felt a tingle in my bush
Oh lord
It's my pork sword
Popping a chub in the middle of school
I need some way to re-adjust my tool
I gotta hide the hog before I stand
I flip my boner up into my waist band
I was out on a classy date
With a classy lady at a classy place
I was looking at your bazongas
When I felt a stir in my dongster
Popping a chub in the middle of school
I need some way to re-adjust my tool
I gotta hide the hog before I stand
I flip my boner up into my waist band
I was in class and feeling bored
Sitting on my ass oh lord
I was staring at your tush
And felt a tingle in my bush
Oh lord
It's my pork sword
Popping a chub in the middle of school
I need some way to re-adjust my tool
I gotta hide the hog before I stand
I flip my boner up into my waist band