[ Featuring Silicone ]
I'm Zach and I'm back
For real this time, coming with a tard rap
With a cap
Pumping up the mental bass
My squinty eyes can't see this pussy all up in my face
For a change
And I'm laughing at all these stalkers
Handing out flyers
We stuff them in our lockers
For the pep rally but
I don't got pep
The only thing I got is this bit of throat strep
Popping wheelies in the hallways
Always on my bike leaving streaks on the new tile glaze
If time is money then I'm ticking with power
Dale go get them
But bring your golden shower
Hands on the rails, I be raising some hell
It's me
Your boy
The OG Dale
I carry in my pack a bunch of nickels and nutbags
Joey touched my ass so I called him a fag
I slapped him
He winked at me
You're all cheeked up, don't front little homie
I swing from the money bars a little too hard
And I busted my ass with a shit and a fard
Hey it's Brian and I'm back in this bitch
Sleeping in my whities with your girl's butt against my dick
Joe likes the red still scratching on his back
With a natural gas and a natural ass
Browse the internet for answers you can see my dick from space
If you tool the Hubble up there
Space ship rock the mental bass
Pop the Hubba on a Toy Machine board
Never bored
Watch whores play with machine toys
Farted so hard
Made my butthole go pfft
Kind of hurt
But I really won't complain about the ah
The follows 'cause I grunt
Then here come's the pain
'Cause I got the dog shits like a chocolate rain
It's Joey butt muscle, you can call me Obie Dobie
And I only eat the pussy if it sounds like macaroni
Foot long coney, I'm no phoney
Got a Nokia phone
Check all my specs just to get a big bone
Boner
Bubble guppies
I got the bubble guts
I broke my hand tryna finger a butt
I'm like a deer in the rut
I f*cking sing and I strut
I almost can't 'cause I blew out a nut
If you could, you would
If I could, I should
I'll kick Nick's ass
And light a backwood
Being a tard is hard, oh god
F*ck
Hey Dubby!
My name is Ian
I'm wearing Timbs
Smoking Poison Ivy
F*cked my brain stem
I gargle the pussy
And I slap the butt
Tickle the taint
And make a tard
Go nuts
I'm a freak, bitch
See it in my eyes
I'll strangle someone
Just to watch they ass die
Forrest got the eyes of a hawk
And the cock of a rock
And the face of a dog
When he licks Dale's legs, takes me back to pre-school
Every morning, eat the eggs with my Minecraft spoon
It's actually a fork and I don't give a f*ck
Catch a buzz, Dale gets a buzz cut on his shunt
Zach's having attacks like every other day
Don't touch my ass, 'cause I think that shit's gay dude
Joey took a dump, a f*cking big old shit
The Titanic's sinking, Brian's throwing a fit
I'm sitting in my head in the middle of class
I said the N-Word, they're about to beat my ass
Zach's been missing but we know where he went
Ian lost a lung, he was screaming to vent
I hold him close and let him know it's okay
This shit happens when you're having dog days
