Well no one knows just what to call it
They just call it The Blob
Assimilating people was this hunk of Play-do's job
It crashed to Earth in a ball of fire and landed on the ground
Nothing could have prepared me for what I found
It was The Blob
It gobbled up my girlfriend and my brand new motor car
A 1949 Merc chopped with suicide doors
I went to go and kill it yeah I went to Downingtown
Nothing could have prepared me for what I found
It was The Blob