I was looking for some meat
I was looking for some good old ribs
I have the craving, I have the craving
I have the craving for some meat
I was looking for some beer
I borrowed money from my homeboy Jim
I wanna get drunk, I wanna get drunk
I wanna get drunk with some beer
And from the bottom of their hear they said
Sha la la la la pa pa pa ra la
I was looking for my girl
I was hoping for eternal love
Please marry me, please marry me
And from her loins filled with lust she said
Sha la la la la pa pa pa ra la
I was so sad, I wanted to get distracted
I asked the guy for a ticket, a ticket for the movies
Sha la la la pa pa pa ra la