DaBruuzer - Not Today, Not Me Lyrics

Woke up this morning to a messy scene
Dirty dishes piled high what a sight obscene
The dust bunnies dance in the morning light
But I'd rather just stay in bed out of sight
The vacuum's calling the mop's in despair
But I'd rather watch YouTube and just sit there
The clutter grows but I don't f*cking care
Lazy living that's my damn affair
Too lazy to clean but I'll just pretend
That I'll get to it later maybe next weekend
The mess keeps growing it's a sight to see
But cleaning the house? Not today not me
The laundry's overflowing f*cking socks everywhere
But folding those clothes? I'd rather not dare
The bathroom's a mess the mirror's a fright
But I'll just close the door keep 'em out a sight
The broom's collecting dust the sponge is dry
But I'll just order takeout no need to try
The mess persists but I won't comply
Lazy living it's how I get by
Too lazy to clean but I'll just pretend
I'll get to that s**t later maybe next weekend
The clutter grows it's a sight to see
But cleaning the house? Not today not me