DaddyCodFish - The Bus Simulator Song Lyrics

I'm driving my bus, and it's quite a scene,
Dodging pigeons, and the roads are clean.
Passengers hop on, what do they say?
"Why'd the bus break down? To get away!"

In the bus simulator, I'm rolling with style,
I hit every stop, but it takes a while.
Im a bussdriver, bussdriver,
Im a bussdriver, buss-buss-buss-driver

My doors squeak open, the people all stare,
"Is this the express?" "Nah, I'm taking you... somewhere!"
One guy asks me, "Are you new on this route?"
I say, "Buddy, I just figured it out!"

In the bus simulator, I'm rolling with style,
I hit every stop, but it takes a while.
Im a bussdriver, bussdriver,
Im a bussdriver, buss-buss-buss-driver

Steering this bus like a pro on the run,
What's the deal with buses? They're two-ton fun!
Why'd the bus go to therapy, any clue?
It had too many "issues" and couldn't follow through!

I pull up to the stop, with a squeak and a cough,
"Why don't buses ever tell jokes?" "They'd drive people off!"
Turn signals flashing, my passengers cheer,
But why's it so quiet? 'Cause no one's here!

In the bus simulator, I'm rolling with style,
I hit every stop, but it takes a while.
Im a bussdriver, bussdriver,
Im a bussdriver, buss-buss-buss-driver

So if you see me driving, just know it's my fate,
To always be early... or maybe just late!
But here in my sim, I'm having a blast,
It's the only bus where the jokes outlast!