As we slowly lose all our hair
Nobody gives a damn or seems to care
It's all about deciding which wig to wear
We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah
I don't even hear you calling my name
I tell you I'm going insane
There's something crawling round in my brain
I'm losing it, I'm losing it, I'm losing it, oh yeah
It was yesterday when we were a little younger
The girls would fall at our feet and say
Man, you look good
We'd party all night and kick'em out the next morning
Because we couldn't take their snoring
But what have we got now, what have we got now
With a gut like a melon and a butt on the wane
With teeth which ain't ours and give us nothing but pain
We gotta go with what everyone's saying
We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah
No more can we get through the day
Without stopping to rest along the way
And the kids would walk by and they'd say, they'd say
You're losing it, you're losing it, you're losing it, oh yeah
We'd strut on the beach to catch a few rays in summer
A thousand eyes upon us
Man it felt good
We were never alone we always had a girl on each arm
Protecting and keeping us from harm
But what have we got now, what have we got now
As we look at our lives in the fall
We realize we can no longer recall
And now we stand with our back to the wall
We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah
We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah