We present Darnay to the court for a chiding
Beneath his looks, just a traitor in hiding
Treasonous shuttling from England to France
To down our King George, just scheming for a chance
Here at Old Bailey you'll find Darnay's sins alighting
Blue flies, blue flies, we want Darnay's head
Blue flies, blue flies, don't stop till he's dead
Our evidence will leave no doubt, perchance
Barsad and Cly, witnesses, advance
Manette, returning to Dover with his daughter
On the ship met the prisoner, they'll lend him not quarter
Their testimonials will our case enhance
Here's Barsad, Darnay's friend, a patriot sublime
When he learnt of Darnay's infamy and crime
Pray tell, Barsad, are you a public benefactor
Or a scoundrel in guise and a C-rated actor
You were in debtor's prison cause you wouldn't pay
Owed Darnay money, keep your patriot-words at bay
Let the court not rely on Barsad's witnessing chapter
Now to court we present Mr. Roger Cly
A virtuous servant or a thief on the sly
Engaged by Darnay, light-fingered to the bone
Colluding with Barsad with no evidence in tone
Calling yourself a true Briton won't fly
Blue flies, blue flies, we want Darnay's head
Blue flies, blue flies, Barsad & Cly just got made
Now Syndey Carton calls Mr. Lorry, the Tellson clerk
Was Darnay on the coach? mind you, it was dark
He saw Darnay at Calais, the weather was cross
Returning to Dover with Lucie and Pross
Between Lucie and Darnay, he felt love spark
Miss Mannette, it's your turn, seen the prisoner before
Carrying papers o'er the channel, with French chaps on board
He sheltered your papa from winds so fierce
He had a nom de plume, but he showed no fears
Last but not least, Dr. Mannette, take stage
Met the prisoner before, did he ever engage
Whether Darnay sailed from Calais he can't recall
He can't confirm, his memory's not of age
Blue flies, blue flies, we still want Darnay's head
Blue flies, blue flies, all evidence so misled
One more witness from a garrison doth present
"None other looks like him" I'm sure, cent percent
Then Sydney Carton tosses a paper to the counsel
"Cent percent", not a promise but a death knell
Carton's wig's off, shh! the court turns silent
Hark, do I look like the prisoner you've seen
My learned friends, don't we look quite a kin
All I did was shed my wig
Say, "None looks like him"? You're done with your gig
Free Darnay on circumstance therein
Sydney Carton's clever deception
Changed the court's intent and attention
Darnay stands thankful and acquitted
But will his love for Lucie be requited
Blue flies, blue flies, we still want Darnay's head
Blue flies, blue flies, all evidence so misled
Sydney Carton's clever deception
Changed the court's intent and attention
Darnay stands thankful and acquitted
But will his love for Lucie be requited
Blue flies, blue flies, we still want Darnay's head
Blue flies, blue flies, all evidence so misled
Case Dismissed