It's Valentine's Day
And the time is so right
I think I'm gonna have to
Take you out tonight
Should I take you to a fancy restaurant
Or a romantic comedy
I think I know what you want
And it's completely free
It's something we've never done
And you can't back out after we have begun
I trust you, and you can trust me
So we can make this Valentine's Day
The best it can be
We can go rob the house down the street, babe
You and me
Oh what's more romantic than stealing someone's property
That black jumpsuit suits you oh so well
I'm having so much fun, if you couldn't tell
By the way I tell you
(I'm having so much fun)
Oh I'll find the TV and you'll grab the jewelry
And maybe after this we could go get smoothies
Oh, I would never do this with anybody but you
Cause you and me are
Robbing, robbing the house down the street, babe
You and me
Oh what's more romantic than stealing someone's property
Let me break this down for you, girl
I just want you to know
That whatever happens tonight
I still love you
And there's nothin' that can change that, nothin'
I know we're stealing a lot tonight
But I hope, that in the rest of our lives
All I ever steal from you is your heart
Ugh
Maybe this was meant to be
I'll be your Clyde if you be my Bonnie
Oh it's destiny
Did you hear that, I think someone
Just called the cops
Oh yeah it's the police
We are running from the house down the street babe
You and me, you and me now
What's more romantic than dodging a felony
Tell me now, tell me now, tell me now now now now now now
Robbing the house down the street, oh now now oh
Oh baby please, what's more romantic
Romantic roh nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Oh baby please, baby please, baby please
Whoa, whoa, whoa