Daltons Fen - Limpets Lyrics

There's a family of limpets
On the side of this poor boy's brain
"Become a Sikh" or "smoke a creek"
They're nagging me all throughout the day

This family is causing imprints
Which flare up in agonising pain

Why must they live there?
Are they just my only friends?

I'll build a seat and sit for weeks
Access the structure of the frame
My scalp is itching, my lobe is bleaching
To limpets it's just a little game

Back to the chair that's built from curly hair
Confiscated from Jon's shower drain

Why must they live there?
Are they just my only friends?

[Limpet choir]
La la la la la ha