To tell the truth, it would be coy of me
To act as if I'd never seen
A tractor accident with my own two blue eyes
And what would I be? Nothing but an actor
If I told the town that I'd not seen those wheels
As they span if his direction on this special farm
It's Maryon!
The one who uses all the olive oil
And doesn't care if she slides across that floor
In this town, it's oil or die
I think I'd better get a ticket out
As quickly as I can but safely
Out the way of any agricultural machinery