Negative Nancy you're making me sick
No one wants to hear you bitch
You sit on your ass all day and all night
You're too lazy to stand for what's right
You say f*ck this f*ck that
It doesn't matter anyway
Understand I'm a realist
Why can't you see my way
Why should I support
Why should I listen
You're not in it for any of the right reasons
Negative Nancy stop bringing us down
Your pessimistic views won't help anyhow
Your opinion's not wanted at all
Excuse me while I bang my head against the wall
Reasoning with you is a losing battle
A never ending game, just a debacle
I'm not self righteous and I don't claim to be
But I don't think that makes you any better than me
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
We're only human and that's fine can't you see
Negative Nancy stop bringing us down
Your pessimistic views won't help anyhow
No one really likes negativity
The glass is half full if you want it to be
Stop bringing us down negative Nancy
Stop being cynical and stop being mean