You think you've got no place to go
All venues are dark and closed
You need a place just for the punks
Let's find a house show and get drunk
Stuff your pockets full of nips
And five bucks for out of state tips
You can't get refused at the door
Underage, drunk or piss poor
All the Rat Box Pyrate Punx
Grab a drink, let's go get drunk
All the Rat Box Pyrate Punx
Grab a drink, let's go get drunk
Let's get drunk
There's no elite professionals
That only look out for themselves
The people here actually care
They're supportive and they play fair
Touring bands from miles away
Will always have a place to stay
Don't expect fortune or fame
But this is where you'll make your name
All the Rat Box Pyrate Punx
Grab a drink, let's go get drunk
All the Rat Box Pyrate Punx
Grab a drink, let's go get drunk
Let's get drunk