Alice and Dorothy get sucked into holes
And tornados and wind when it blows
I closed the books in hopes I wasn't alone
That's how it goes
They met the ones who were left without brains
The heartless and dumb
The ones who'll never be brave
They met the worst of me, so call me insane
When I'm mad at hatted scarecrows
Who put me to shame
I dream about her, the girl of my dreams
I dream of scheming up a life as it could be
Call her a princess, or maybe a queen
I guess that fairytale's on pages I don't read
Her eyes are green as emerald cities aglow
Can't make her mind up so she shrinks and she grows
Make's lots of friends, but she still isn't home sweet home
I guess the straw man ain't as dumb as he seems
Didn't lose his heart inside a book he never reads
Gaps in the shelf-I'll blow the dust off memories
But they're all just fairytales inside the land of make-believe
I dream about her, the girl of my dreams
I dream of scheming up a life as it could be
Call her a princess, or maybe a queen
I guess that fairytale's on pages I don't read
I dream about her, the girl of my dreams
I dream of scheming up a life as it could be
Call her a princess, or maybe a queen
I guess that fairytale's on pages I don't read
"There's no place like home"