Dan Nicholson - A-Rod Money Lyrics

(Scene: A house party in modern-day New Jersey is broken up by the police. As a lone partygoer disperses, he hears a faint snatch of a hip-hop beat that, like Proust's Madeleine, unleashes a flood of unconscious memory. He is instantly transported back to 2009. a magical time when A-Rod was clutch, the president was different, and the Yankees were champions)
We got the milk
Now we got the honey
Because we all makin' A-Rod money
Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny
Now we all makin' A-Rod money
We got the milk
You bring the honey
Cause we all makin' A-Rod money
Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny
Obama got us makin' A-Rod money
I'm the illest dude to ever move from rap to rock
The holy trinity
Only me, A-Rod and Barack
Clock these haters swinging from my jock
Cause these A-Rod ends
God sends they keep my shit locked
Your girls are all up in my checkbook, bitches
She can't help from getting wet when she computes my riches
Paper stacks so fast these days I'm like a young Gotti
The only tax I pays is the Illuminati
It happened again
Where my wallet can't shut
Like the bills are reproducing like a fertile-ass slut
I'm a magnet for funds
All I do is receive
Money, coins, coke, gold
All I do is receive
The bag man's calling
I ain't even answered him yet
Too busy painting with that gold leaf, sippin' Moet
But he left a message sayin
'Are you sittin' down yet?
Just on the interest alone you own another Lear jet!
We got the milk
You bring the honey
Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money
Obama makes it so it's always sunny
Because we all makin' A-Rod money
We got the milk
You bring the honey
Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money
Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny
Now we all makin' A-Rod money
I got A-Rod money
A-Rod skills
A-Rod clutch
One touch will cure your worst ills
I got the cheese to buy the seas and make them all part
I got enough to tip a hundo at the Kwik-Mart
I got enough so my boys don't have to make up lies to worker's comp investigators when they catch us high
Pay tolls with 50s
Blow my nose with Benjamins
If it's wack I'll burn a stack
Fast like Henderson
Every second that ticks
They add a G to my kick
That's how my paper stacks solid like a stack of bricks, trick (look over there)
You see that Playboy bunny?
She can't resist the scent of A-Rod money
We got the milk
You bring the honey
Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money
Obama makes it so it's always sunny
Because we all makin' A-Rod money
We got the milk
You bring the honey
Now that we all gettin' A-Rod money
Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny
Obama got us makin' A-Rod money
Every plant in my garden is a four-leaf clover
I smoke more keef cause the recession's now over
The valley was deep
But the chief found the trail out
A loan from me
That's technically defined as a bailout
I'm the richest motherf*cker and rap
If I don't pay my taxes
The facts is the banks 'gon collapse
A-Rod money plus some musical talents
We got the same birthday and the same bank balance
I got the milk
You bring the honey
Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money
Obama makes it so it's always sunny
Because we all makin' A-Rod money
I got the milk
You bring the honey
Cause now we're all makin' A-Rod money
Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny
Now we all makin' A-Rod money
To all my teachers makin' A-Rod money
Street sweepers makin' A-Rod money
My faith healers makin' A-Rod money
Drug dealers makin' A-Rod money
Firefighters makin' A-Rod money
Hold up your lighters if you're A-Rod money
Sportswriters makin' A-Rod money
Inside us all we got the A-Rod money
New York Yankees makin' A-Rod money
My uncle Frankie's makin' A-Rod money
It never stops it's rainin' A-Rod money
Even the cops are makin' A-Rod money
Johnny's Pizza makin' A-Rod money
Dirty Deli rakin' A-Rod money
Five families seize the A-Rod money
Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money