I remember when you and I used to be inseparable, kind of like Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler in that one movie.
What happened? Where's the buzz I used to get from drinking you? Look into my eyes. What you've done to me, I liked you more when you were sexy.
Now you've gone from Miss Liv to Sapphire.
Relax baby I'm only kidding... But seriously, you go f*ck yourself.
Flame throwers and machine guns can't keep me down cause I'm Balushi and you're Carrie Fisher.
Now do you feel somewhat cool?
Now that you're Princess Leia.