Did you hear they're widening the low road?
To a five lane highway
You're gonna have to pay the tolls though
If you plan on going my way
The traffic is non-existent
The shortcuts aren't worth risking
If you plan to go the distance
I hope you're going my way
Because my pockets are lined
And I'm drinking the wine
Leave the bottle, it'll be fine 'cause it's
On the taxpayers dime
Have you seen the wind turbines spin?
Don't worry about Hydro I'll handle everything
Vote for my party, I'm sure we're gonna win
If things keep on going my way
The results were better than expected
Carbon taxes can be collected
Everything is gonna be affected
Things are finally going my way
Because my pockets are lined
And I'm taking the flight
First class, but that's alright 'cause it's
On the taxpayers dime