DANGERDOOM - Perfect Hair II Lyrics

Baby's got a 12 pack!
How's about we go back to the
Bay Area and get some crabs?
Let's see how the judges react judges
Come on judges, react

The forest is very misty
And help to provide for the switching
Sides of Terry or Twisty
Or, Model Robot, who got more grease
Sherman stinks so put some hot
Sauce on your niece (or what?) Or Nephew
I hope he got a 12 for his sake
Made a wrong turn into a hole
Hell of a mistake
Animals in the car had made a piss lake
Must of interfered with the wiring
On the disc brakes
(yeah) It makes for good bar time rec talk
Shoulda used the hamburger necklace from
Off his neck stalk
From South Africa to Apalachicola
Bump into the wrong batch of snatch
Catch the ebola
("Does what have what?") Beefin
With Norman Douglas
Waitin until he catch him in the street
Roamin thugless
And Rod, the self-proclaimed anime God
By the way could sure use
A can of baked scrod
Sherman eats seeds like humans eat veal
He means real human seeds
Not no bloomin wheat meal
That man in the cat suit can sure hold a gat
Think he work for that dude
"The Evil Controller of Cats"
A ceasefire was negotiated under the gun
Between General Meow and Commander Bun
He thought it was the hand, it was the joke
What stunk

I was too drunk i woke up drunk
Weren't you? Ha, I'm too young to drink
Augh first I get trapped in a hole
With smelly animals who bicker
Then my hand is severed
Now I have to care for a drunk baby
W-we can eat that

If the new shoes fit better
Than the old ones, rock 'em black
I'm gonna pick up some cold
Ones and knock 'em back