National Domestic Abuse Hotline, how may I help you
I need you to abuse me
Oh sir, we don't do that
We have people who are being abused
If you don't do it, I'll be abusing myself, starting now
Sir, please remain calm
What can I do for you
What can you do for me
Oh, well I'm glad you asked
Why did I take this job
I should have at least stayed in college
You can tell me what I want to hear
What do you want to hear
You mean, you'll tell me what I want to hear
Yes, whatever it takes for you not to harm yourself
Oh it's true
That's what I like about you
This job is the worst mistake I've ever made in my life
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I want to hear, because it's true
That's what I like about you
I quit