Daniel Plato - Ever Have I Never Lyrics

I'd never call myself a rockstar
Cause my songs are all so sub-par
And they never have much meaning to them
And I'd never call myself a fighter
But I'm also not much of a lover
I guess I got lost trying to pick between them
And I'd never call myself sad
I'd rather joke about issues then try to face them
But I guess in the end that is a bit sad
And I'd never call myself delirious
I just usually don't know what's going on
It's as simple as that

This isn't a song that you should sing to your children
Cause if you do then you're probably raising them wrong
Cause this is just a stupid song
Ya it's just a stupid song

I'd never call myself an addict
I can stop whenever I want to
I just don't want to
But I guess that's what an addiction does
I'd never call myself lazy
So I'll tell people they're all crazy
Instead of letting their words try to help me change me
Because how dare they care about me
And I'd never call myself a perfectionist
Except when it comes to other people's problems
Cause I always know just how to solve them
So I always make sure to tell them
And I'd never call myself a narcissist
But if my mirror was my therapist
He'd probably tell me to stop looking at him so much
And also that I should do more sit-ups
And also that talking to mirrors is pretty weird
But this is just a stupid song

This isn't a song that you should sing to your children
Cause if you do then you're probably raising them wrong
Cause this is just a stupid song
Ya this is a stupid song

I've never liked bridges
I just have this habit of burning them down
And I've never liked lifeboats
They have a habit of coming long after I've drowned
And I've never liked my attitude
Though I've got no one to blame, but myself
And I've never liked my feelings
So I'll just put them on the shelf
And I've never liked conviction
It has this habit of trying to change me
And I've never liked incognito browsers
They tend to tempt out the sin that is within me
I've never liked answering questions
See I usually just answer wrong
And I've never liked putting too much self-reflection
Into the lines of stupid songs

This isn't a song that you should sing to your children
Cause if you do, then you're probably raising them wrong
This isn't a song that you should sing to your children
Cause this much honesty might show them you're not that strong
But then again you shouldn't believe me
Cause it's just a stupid song
This is just a stupid song
Just a stupid