Danny Jaymes - Metrics Lyrics

Multiply for benefits
Divide out of self interest
Subtract from others' welfare
Just to add to our own cause
No one wants to find the root
They only care about the sum
Forget the happy median
For the mode we know is mean

Measure our own success
By how our own photographs
Convey an ideal state of mind
It's ersatz at best
Dilute the red eye
Crop it out and resize
Fit the frame, play the game and hide your shame

Decisions from excel sheets
It only costs your soul
Drive home the power point
With a word that has no hold
Access to the privileged
Inculcated executives
The outlook is looking bleak as the entourage will fold