How many verses blatantly state
That a man and another man have no right to date
Besides one in a book that was designed for Levites
With other strict rules you abandon with delight?
If you insist on resisting a wave of support
For a man and another man's right to report
A civil certificate of unification
Then you deserve the full ramifications
Of a decision built upon ancient traditions
Which considers divorce the highest abomination
So deal with your bitchy wives and your unfaithful husbands
Because you have agreed to a lifelong sentence
And for someone so afraid of homosexual empowerment
You sure like to sodomize their right to fulfillment
In choosing the partners that they plan to betroth
Regardless of the genitals or the combos that arose
As I stand here at the justice with the world as our witness
And by the power invested in me by the state of the public
I now pronounce you all homophobic pricks