My girl, got that dino appetite, it's true,
Eatin' like a T-Rex, but still lookin' cute.
Never gain a pound, what the, I'm puzzled too,
Only when I'm around, munch like it's a feast for two.
My sweet girl, with the laugh that I adore,
Eat like a dino, but who's keepin' score?
Brontosaurus bites, but she never a bore,
She's the one I'll always be rootin' for.
They say love's about the little things, and it's clear,
With every little bite, got nothin' to fear.
'Cause my dino queen, and I'm her volunteer,
To be the one dine with, year after year.
She dine like the dinos roamed, it's wild,
Chowin' down with grace, yet eatin' like a child.
No extra pounds, how you stay so styled?
When I'm by your side, your appetite's beguiled.
When she's with me, it's like a foodie's dream,
Chompin' down burgers, yet still lookin' lean.
When I'm not around, it's a different theme,
Pickin' at her food, like on the big screen.
Yo, check it out, my girl's got that Jurassic charm,
Eatin' like a dino, but she never alarms.
She's got that stealth mode, like a ninja in the night,
When she's with me, she devours every bite, alright!
She's got a laugh that echoes through the Mesozoic,
Munchin' on snacks, her style's heroic.
She's the kind of girl who can eat a whole pizza solo,
But still rock a dress lookin' like a fashion photo.
We hit the town, she's my adorable carnivore,
Orderin' seconds, then thirds, and then askin' for more.
But she's so sweet, never packs on a pound,
She's defyin' gravity, while I'm just astound.
So here's to my girl, with the appetite of a beast,
But she's my beauty, to say the very least.
She eats like a dino, but she's my feast,
In the food chain of love, she's the main course, not the least.
It's funny how you dine, like we're in Jurassic Park,
But even with those dino bites, you light up the dark.
You're my sweet girlfriend, the one who leaves a mark,
With every little munch, you're hittin' that spark.
So here's to my girl, who eats with such flair,
Never gets fat, it's almost unfair.
But that's why I love you, and I'll always care,
For my dino-eating beauty, beyond compare.