It must feel nice to be so safe at home
Club Paradiso's on the phone
Telling me how much you owe
The credit card that got declined
Couldn't possibly be mine
The only lines I've been supplied with
By the finance team was white
And invariably gritty
Served up by a chat show host
On the keys to the city
And I might pretend to know what hit me
Then half remember being hit
Then recollect quite quickly
It's nice
To hear you say I'm not alone
I'm half Kevin Macallister
And half young Al Capone
Now watch me go
Here I go
I really wasn't trying to be your friend
It must have made you sadder than seagulls crying
Marching out your difficult sequel trying
So hard to consider us equals
I'm in stitches again
Or at least I'll pretend to be
You're looking sadder than seagulls dancing
Only the post office gets more stamps in
Takes eternity to watch the worm turn to do what's right
The address on your ID
Suggests you share a cage with me
I told them animals like we
Couldn't be together long
Karaoke neighbourhood
Shy girl singing something good
Though you didn't think it would
I think this song'll change your mind
The stars on the scratch card suddenly align
The air got hot and sticky
When Mr Winter Wonderland tried saying something witty
And I might
Pretend to know what hit me
Then half remember being hit
Then recollect quite quickly
Surprise
Grab your business by the night
I watch much too much TV
My red and white striped alibi's tight
ECWFC
It must have made you sadder than seagulls crying
Marching out your difficult sequel trying
So hard to consider us equals
I'm in stitches again
Or at least I'll pretend to be
You're looking sadder than seagulls dancing
Only the post office gets more stamps in
Takes eternity to watch the worm turn to do what's right