The Dark Whatever - 'Till Death Do Us Party Lyrics

Well, I made my maiden voyage to mother natures ash tray
A desert full of roaches and burnouts
Where the grass grows dead and time stands still
It's a broken record day to day
A land even Father Time forgot about

And she used to get passed around on that carousel of circus clowns
And we'd huddle 'round a dirty mirror
Collections of reflections of faces we can't feel

Bottoms up and get down
The bottle might as well be in a wedding gown
'Cause I do, and she do and I've loved her from the start
And round here, it's till death do us part

Well, it was here I learned of an age old cure
A full 80 proof plan for a hangover
So I got bit by a dog and ate all his fur
But my friend said
Naw man, thats just an expression
For feeling like shit after a good nights drinking
And all you gotta do is drink some more

Bottoms up and go down
The laws of gravity tackle me to the ground
But she lifts me up; gives my step that spring
I'm gonna give that bottle a wedding ring
'Cause I do, and she do and I've loved her from the start
And round here, it's till death do us part

Well, it's just us two since I made her mine
And like mans best friend, she's right there by my side
And the liquor store knows us by name
They enquire how was last night and what's good for today

Bottoms up Never coming down
She's always ready to paint the town
She's so smooth, God, it drives me wild
Dreaming of her rolling down that isle
'Cause I do, and she do and I've loved her from the start
And round here, it's till death do us part