I saw a weathergirl, saying something by the shore
There's a storm coming, so batten down your door
Her eyes like lightning, voice like the thunder's roar
I couldn't wait to meet her, when she came ashore
We kissed through the tempest, rain pouring down
Her lips were electric, like lightning all around
She whispered in my ear, Hold me tight, don't let go
In my arms she said, there's something you should know
Tell me you love me nightly
Treat me nice, I'll be your pet
Make sure you hold on tightly
Because I'm slippery when wet
Then I met a lifeguard, standing tall on the sand
Get out of the water, you stupid crazy man
Her whistle blew sharply, as she dove in after me
With her arm around me, I was rescued from the sea
We lay on the shore, waves crashing at our feet
We move with the tide, her love indiscrete
She said stay with me, forget the world outside
But before you do, there's something I should confide
Tell me you love me nightly
Treat me nice, I'll be your pet
Make sure you hold on tightly
Because I'm slippery when wet
Swept out to sea, I met a mermaid
She looked so good, I asked if I could stay
She sang with a voice, so soft and sweet
In her embrace, I felt my heart skip a beat
I moved a little closer, her kiss took my breath
Her touch like magic, I was out of my depth
She whispered softly, Hold on, don't you fret
But there is one thing, that you cannot forget
Tell me you love me nightly
Treat me nice, I'll be your pet
Make sure you hold on tightly
Because I'm slippery when wet
Tell me you love me nightly
Treat me nice, I'll be your pet
Make sure you hold on tightly
Because I'm slippery when wet
I told you from the moment that we met
Remember that I'm slippery when wet
I moved a little closer, her kiss took my breath
Her touch like magic, I was out of my depth
She whispered softly, Hold on, don't you fret
But there is one thing, that you cannot forget
I moved a little closer, her kiss took my breath
Her touch like magic, I was out of my depth
She whispered softly, Hold on, don't you fret
But there is one thing, that you cannot forget
Tell me you love me nightly
Treat me nice, I'll be your pet
Make sure you hold on tightly
Because I'm slippery when wet
Tell me you love me nightly
Treat me nice, I'll be your pet
Make sure you hold on tightly
Because I'm slippery when wet
Tell me you love me nightly
Treat me nice, I'll be your pet
Make sure you hold on tightly
Because I'm slippery when wet
I told you from the moment that we met
Remember that I'm slippery when wet