Annie walks over
Says "glad you could make it
Jackets go in the back room"
I'm still too sober
To make conversation
She's wearing too much perfume
I don't understand why we
Couldn't just go to a bar
Like we do every year
Lay down my jacket
Walk to the kitchen
Wait til' Rebecca arrives
Just like they planned it
They get in position
Jump out and all yell "surprise"
I don't understand why we
Couldn't just go to a bar
Like we do every year
Annie walks over
Says "man, what's your deal
You know how hard we all worked
Bec says you told her
I hope it feels good
Knowing you got there first"
I don't understand why we
Couldn't just go to a
Bar like we do every year
"Well I don't understand why you're
Always so difficult
Sorry I made you come here"
She's so dramatic
Why should I even
Act like I care anymore?
I grab my jacket
And say as I'm leaving
"I'll be at The Woods down on 4th"
I don't understand why we
Couldn't just go to a bar
Like we do every year