Got a sign I didn't plan or design
But I felt that I would die by this time
Hey, it's funny in hindsight
'Cause I race to finish, I miss the hints,
Tried to fall in love before we called it quits
Hey, it's funny in hindsight
And I had my limits but I didn't listen
Hit on all my friends until I land buckskin
Hey, it's funny in hindsight
My heart was broken, wanted retribution
In 9 or 10 years I got a restoration
Hey, it's funny in hindsight
Not like there's much to save, but he was my piece of driftwood
Cling to him desperately, he says nothing back to me
If the guys in the shed agree, he needs group sex therapy
I can't be offended, I'll just shut up
Everybody's hitched, like it was a given
Didn't get it on by 21 so I'm not living
Hey, it's funny in hindsight
I'm a bad collision, a glitch in the system
Spending all my time thinking when I finally kissed him
Hey, it's better in hindsight
The writing was on the wall, I'm dancing with my double
And you're trying to smoke me off, but I wanna dance with you next
Bouncing shoulder to shoulder, now more distant than ever
We sit outside in the cold, I say "that's it"