Das Ingtons - A Guinea Pig Named After Neil Kinnock Lyrics

(I spent my days listening to my respiratory system
I spent my days listening to my respiratory system)

I decided that my only friend... was my clavicle
So I moved out, to a roundabout - but I'm not mental
I got no-one around, I got no-one around, I got no-one around
Except my best friend who's a...

Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named arrrrrrggghhh!

Can I write to my thorax?
Maybe email an enzyme?
I just dream of having a black ankle
I only piss in the morning, use my glands in the evening
Scream inside the body of a jackal - and I say...

Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named arrrrrrggghhh!

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12
14
I play bingo on my own.
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11
23
Full house. What do I win?

Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named arrrrrrggghhh!

Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named after Neil Kinnock
(I got a)
Guinea pig named arrrrrrggghhh!