Your name is Dave Rossiter
And you are not familiar
I've never heard of you
And judging by your avatar
We don't seem very similar
But I am happy to
Discover people new...
If the Algorithm says...
You are from Uttoxeter
I'm coming up to visit ya
I hope that we can meet
Dave I chose to follow you
And now you're following me too
It seems obvious to me
That we were meant to be...
(If) The al-go-rithim said...
We should be friends
The al-go-rithim said...
We should be friends...
Discover people they said
So I clicked and had a look
And there you were
Staring back at me with those peculiar eyes
My suggestion
A new friendship waiting to happen
Dave I think I've found your road
From the tagged locations in your posts
But you won't answer my DMs
Now I'm right outside your house
But it looks like everybody's out
I'll climb over your fence
And I'll be waiting in your shed
(If) The al-go-rithim said...
We should be friends
The al-go-rithim said...
We should be friends...
(And) now I'm in your shed
We should be friends
If the al-go-rithim said...