Das Ingtons - Chair Audit Lyrics

Bounce. Motherf*cker. Bounce
Bounce. Motherf*cker. Bounce
Call out the maintenance man. For a large company. I maintain the facilities

Like the computers and the screens
That repair on the toilet cistern. Yeah, that was me

I don't really like my job. But, I'll never leave

Because one day in every year, there's a task I adore
Because one day in every year, I like my job more
Because one day in every year, makes it all worthwhile
One day in every year... I feel alive!

It's a chair audit
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit
So make me aware
It's a chair audit
I'm seeing issues
It's a chair audit
You get it repaired
It's a chair audit
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit
It's good for you
It's a chair audit
I care about your posture
It's a chair audit
And your managers do
It's a chair audit
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit
I'll be as quick as I can
It's a chair audit
Take a screen break
It's a chair audit
Come back when I'm done
It's a chair audit
I audit chairs
It's a chair audit
Here's how it going to work
It's a chair audit
I've got a clipboard
It's a chair audit
With a list of tests
It's a chair audit
When I perform them
It's a chair audit
I'm ticking them off
It's a chair audit
Here we go
It's a chair audit
Number 1
It's a chair audit
Swivel function
It's a chair audit
Tick
It's a chair audit
It's spinning well
It's a chair audit
Doesn't need any lubricant on it
It's a chair audit
Lumbar support
It's a chair audit
Comfy as hell
It's a chair audit
Wheels are good
It's a chair audit (It's an audit of chairs)
Armrests too
It's a chair audit
Height adjustment lever
It's a chair audit
The action is good
It's a chair audit
Reclining function?
It's a chair audit
Oh dear, this is bad
It's a chair audit
I've just had the lever
It's a chair audit
Break off in my hand!
It's a chair audit
I'm gonna have to take this one back into the shop