Das Ingtons - Dark Web Lyrics

Yes, I've just logged onto the Dark Web
Www.darkweb.com or something
You should see all the stuff you can buy here
Check my basket! I've just bought a severed hand from Derby!

It means I've got to go Derby. Oh yeah, to get my severed hand. Derby
Oh God, I hope they pack it well in Derby. Derby. What am I doing, God?

Yeah... We all love the Dark Web
You can buy things that you want that you cannot buy from Marks and Spencer
Matalan, Mothercare and Habitat
Yeah... We all love the Dark Web
I've just taken out a hit on my old boss and I think I've subscribed to Taliban Monthly

Oh dear, I think I am the leader. I just filled out a quiz and I'm the leader of Al-Qaeda
Oh no! This isn't how it goes, you see I was on the Dark Web just trying to buy some human bones
It's illegal! But is this it? You cannot take the piss, when I am selling shit legit
You see that this is how we do it and we do it real good
You see, I'm selling crack, I'm selling guns, I'm selling human blood. What!

Yeah... We all love the Dark Web
You can buy things that you want that you cannot buy from Marks and Spencer
Matalan, Mothercare and Habitat
Yeah... We all love the Dark Web
I've just taken out a hit on my old boss and I think I've possibly subscribed to Taliban Monthly

It's buy one, get one free on meow meow
Just use the special code 'Jihad'
Please also check out the bake sale
I've bought some guns for my dad

Yeah... We all love the Dark Web
You can buy things that you want that you cannot buy from Marks and Spencer
Matalan, Mothercare and Habitat
Yeah... We all love the Dark Web
I've just taken out a hit on my old boss
I've bought four hand grenades and I hope that they don't go BOOM!