Eyebrows Video (MV)

Can I ask you a question?
Yes
I need you to answer it, completly and sincerly. Are you for the jon?
I am
Excellemt, then sit down. Relax. Here is the question

Have you ever been in the situation?
Where liquid runs down from your face
Is it something to do with perspiration
Where sweat can go, is there a place?

I've got an eyebrow, you've got an eyebrow
It collects sweat from going in your eyes
I've got an eyebrow, you've got an eyebrow
Maybe we need eyebrows on our thighs

There's two furry strips of hair on my forehead
Eyebrows
Their primary focus is to collect sweat
Eyebrows

A man with no eyebrows goes into a shop and the woman behind the counter says
'Can I help you?' so the man replies 'Eyebrows'
So the woman says 'Oh, OK. I'll leave you to it
And the man gets angry and replies 'No
Eyebrows
Eyebrows'

I just need some eyebrow information
Can you buy them on the internet?
Is there some sign of eyebrow correlation?
Are they worth more when they're wet?

I've got an eyebrow, you've got an eyebrow
Lets go eyebrow motherf*cking shopping
I've got an eyebrow, you've got an eyebrow
I like your eyebrow, let's do some shopping

There's two furry bits of hair on my forehead
Eyebrows
I've never been bald on my eyebrows
Eyebrows

Cottage pie is where I live, I live in a dog and the dog eats me
I've never seen an animal bark like me though
Eyebrows
Central Station is where they collect them
They have ladders made out of eyebrows
Barking isn't it? Crazy
Barking
OCK
I'm at the oche collecting eyebrows
I'm at the oche collecting eyebrows making them into a ladder
Which I am going to sell at a pub that I use called The Pub and Dock
D-D
Alan is here in the queue to buy one of these ladder-eyebrow hybrids
How are you doing Alan?
Why are you walking away?
You haven't bought one
Pathetic
Pathetic
Pussy