I was on a date
It was going pretty well
We had a pudding and shared some wine
The conversation was flowing well
We made each other laugh
Then she said something quite odd. Quite odd
She said
Have you ever heard the phrase 'Lorries'?
I asked her what she meant
She repeated it back at me
I said 'The word 'Lorries' is not a phrase
She didn't take it well
She left the restaurant
Waitress came over and said to me
To me
She said
Have you ever heard the phrase 'Lorries'?
Have you ever heard the phrase 'Lorries'?
Have you ever heard the phrase 'Lorries'?