Das Ingtons - Hay Fever Lyrics

I live in the city
Where there is no trees (There are no trees)
There's no flowers (Flowers), there's only towers (Towers)
Made of grey concrete (And steel and glass)

And from time to time in the summertime
I struggle to breathe
And from time to time around July
I begin to sneeze

And I say hey... Hay fever
Why don't you just shit off?
I see no leaves, I've seen no bees
So where's the pollen come from?
And I say hey... Hay fever
Why won't you just get f*cked?
It doesn't exist, you're taking the piss
What the f*ck is pollen?

So, I went to the pharmaceutical person (A GP)
I said 'Have you got something for me?'
He said 'Describe the symptoms for me?'
I said 'It feels like I'm allergic to pollen... although I don't what it is'
He said 'Take two of these', I said 'What are these?'
He said 'They're called anti-histamines'
I said 'Bullshit! What the f*ck is a histamine and how can this thing be anti it?'
It doesn't exist!
It doesn't exist!
Oh yeah, I've got a medical condition where I'm allergic to invisible dust carried by insects. Bollocks!

And I say hey... Hay fever
Why don't you just f*ck off?
There's no freaking trees, there's no f*cking bees
So where's the pollen come from?
And I say hey... Hay fever
Why won't you just get f*cked?
It doesn't exist, you're taking the piss
What the f*ck is pollen?

My life was empty without the wasps
Help me
I'm obsessed with wasps
Help me
I'm obsessed with wasps
Help me
I can't live without wasps
Help me
My children are nothing to me. I prefer wasps