Das Ingtons - It's Richard Lyrics

All the family sat on the stairs
All the family round the table
We're waiting for Richard
We're waiting for Richard
We're waiting for Richard
He's just turned

Mum
Dad
Please help
He's at the front door
Mum
Dad
He's done it again
He's dressed like a lazer

Mum
Dad
Please help
He's at the front door
Mum
Dad
Please help
He's dressed like a lazer

Why does he do it? Why does he do it?
We're going to a carvery and he's dressed like a lazer
Why does he do it? Why does he do it?
He's got 12 outfits, and they're all of lazers

Mum
Dad
Please help
He's done it again
Mum
Dad
Please help
He's dressed like a lazer

Mum
Dad
Please help
He's at the front door
Mum
Dad
It's Richard
He's dressed like a lazer