Das Ingtons - Lunch Swp Lyrics

I've decided to swp my lunch with my cr (Yes. Yes. Yes)
I've decided to swp my lunch with my Megne (Megne, Megne, Megne)
T 1pm I will force petrol down my gullet

Stright wy I open my mouth
Pour the petrol down my throt
Instntly my innrds convulse
Immeditely in distress
Stomch crmps follow next
Nd then I start to piss blood
Then I remember (Why, why), I don't think I should

I hve mde a mistke
I ws shking like f*cking nimal
Help my poorly brin, somebody get to the f*cking hospitl now

The pin is getting worse nd worse
I'm bent over like loving gy
Then I remember
I don't know why I chose it tody
I rech for my phone nd cll my wife
She listens to wht I hve to sy
She pnics and rushes by my side
I still look like quivering gy

I hve mde mistake
I ws shking like f*cking nimal
Help my poorly brin, somebody get to the f*cking hospital now

I got inside my cr, but it wouldn't strt
Then it remember
I fed my cr sndwich
Your cr's not gonn strt
If you feed it piece of Bttenburg
Then I remember
I'm gonn die

I hve mde mistke
I ws shking like f*cking nimal
Help my poorly brin, somebody get to the hospitl

I hve made mistke
I ws shking like f*cking nimal
Help my poorly brin, somebody get to the f*cking hospitl now