Das Ingtons - Shampoo Lyrics

Welcome to the UK shampoo convention

Wet. Lather. Rinse. Then dry
Wet. Lather. Rinse. Then dry

Wake up, we're here at the UK shampoo convention, coming at ya Monday to Friday
Everyone's here
To the left, we got the guys from Tresemme
Alright! We're going to be washing some hair tonight
To the right, we got the guys from Vosene

Yeah, once a year - all the big boys from the shampoo industry
They just come get together
Yeah, once a year - all the big boys from the shampoo industry
They wash, rinse and lather

Wake up! It's midday here at the UK shampoo convention, coming at ya!
We got loads of stuff coming up this afternoon, yeah he's coming soon
We've got Vidal Sassoon
Yeah, he's back again
And he's using Pantene
Yeah, at 4pm, that's when
That's to see some real hair shine
You're not wrong, that's why we sing this song

Yeah, once a year - all the big boys from the shampoo industry
They just come get together
Yeah, once a year - all the big boys from the shampoo industry
They wash, rinse and lather

Take it away Vidal...

Mine name's Vidal Sassoon
Mine name's Vidal Sassoon
Mine name's on your shampoo