I went to the supermarket
To get my dinner
How about a shepherds pie, yeah?
For my dinner
But I got home to find that
The meat had gone off
So I travelled all the way back to the shop, but forgot my receipt
They said no to a refund, it turned into a bit of a stand-off, I said...
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back
But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness
That's based around these beef based issues
I spoke to my MP
She said it would all be fine
I asked 'where's the regulatory body for bovine?'
My beef is faulty you see
I can't believe this is happening to me
All I wanted was a shepherds pie
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back
But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness
That's based around these beef based issues
What is beef?
What's beef?
Mince it up. Package it, and then sell it to men
What is beef?
What's beef?
Mince it up. Package it, and then sell it to men
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back
But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness
That's based around these beef based issues
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back
But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac
Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman
There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness
That's based around these beef based issues