Das Ingtons - Show Me a Zanussi Lyrics

You can't do it can you?
They never existed
Until you can prove it
Can you prove it?

Because, I know what you're thinking
You show me a picture as proof they existed
You'll search Google images
Yeah, well nice try bozo, because it's not going to work on me

I still don't believe you
Not until I can see it, and I can touch it. Right in front of me
Your image isn't tangible, it's just a load of pixels. I can't wash my clothes with pixels, they don't fit inside

You can't do it can you?
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
And I don't believe you
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
They never existed
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
I don't believe you
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi

I know what you're thinking now
You'll go out on the street and talk to a cross section of the public
You've never met them, so it couldn't possibly be set up could it?
And you'll ask them some questions. Some broad, some specific
And see if they recall Zanussi. If everyone answers the same, the Zanussi is real, right? Wrong
I still don't believe you
These people are lying
They think they're on Family Fortunes and Les Dennis has bribed them
With a family holiday and a hamper and a free ride on a jetski

You can't do it can you?
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
And I don't believe you
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
They never existed
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
I don't believe you
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi

You think I'm talking bollocks, then...

Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi
Show me a Zanussi